It has been one heck of a Christmas! One for the story books.
One such story goes like this...
It is the night before Christmas
and all through the house
not a creature was stirring...
oh wait....wrong story.
Really it goes like this...(without the rhyme)
It was the night before Christmas
and we all decide to go out for a drive through town
to see the Christmas lights
and hear Mia go "oooh" and "aaaah"
Then we went to the neighbors house
to meet Santa Clause
and mingle in Christmas cheer
Then we went home
to feast on roast beast
and other delights
But alas, no roast beast!
where was the roast beast?
A broken plate was on the floor
oh no....
The plate that held said roast beast
awaiting our return to savor in it's delight
We searched and searched
high and low
And then we found it...
What was left of the roast beast
After five dogs and a cat had their way with it
All 10 pounds of it...
Because we were geniuses
and left it on the counter
with 5 dogs and a cat running loose
The end.
Post Edit:
There were a lot of sick little puppies on Christmas Day!
Post Post Edit:
I know what you are thinking: Bumbuses!!
2 comments:
Reminds me of The NIght of the Missing Hamburgers Mystery...
Can hardly wait to hug every one of those thieving animals! Oh, and you silly humans, too!
Happy New Year - don't leave the roast out tonight!
Loving!!!!!
Just showed Mom your Roast Beast blog - she laughed for about 10 minutes!
When I looked at the Beast pics again I noticed that (thank the Big Guy) the McDonald's cup holding what I am sure is Diet Pepsi with extra ice was safe. Now that would have been a true tragedy!
Sill planning on seeing you soon!
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